John Petrucci is Fucking Huge

John Petrucci is Fucking Huge is back in action.
Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your enemies’ friends (but stay away from your friends’ enemies).

Submit your fucking huge photos of John Petrucci and if they’re huge enough, I’ll post em. 

JP hates promo shoots so much he’d rather punch himself in the fucking face than smile.

[image submitted by Chris of http://www.angelinafauxlie.com]

FACT: JP’s arms are the size of John Myung’s legs. 

Don’t believe me?  You don’t have to, there’s a fucking picture right here, wiseguy.

Much like man’s best friend, John Petrucci fucking LOVES wind in his face.  -CV

Warning JP fans: Use flash photography and you’ll get fucking terminated.

JP takes the term “pinch harmonic” really fucking literally.

Good news everyone: JohnPetrucciIsFuckingHuge’s internet is fucking working again!

[image submitted by Nils…thanks!!!]

JP fucking hates lefties.

I mean, who doesn’t?  Weirdos…

The Petrucci Stare:

JP intimidates his guitars to get them the fuck in tune.

JP’s yearbook quote: “I told you fuckers, I’m God.”

Be careful, front-rowers…if JP doesn’t like how you’re acting, he’ll come up and knee you right in the fucking face.

JP moonlights as Mike Portnoy’s personal bodyguard.

Not too fucking surprising really…

…and that was the last fucking time anyone saw Jordan Rudess.

[image submitted by Aaron R. - thanks!]