John Petrucci is Fucking Huge

John Petrucci is Fucking Huge is back in action.
Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your enemies’ friends (but stay away from your friends’ enemies).

Submit your fucking huge photos of John Petrucci and if they’re huge enough, I’ll post em. 

Much like man’s best friend, John Petrucci fucking LOVES wind in his face.  -CV

Warning JP fans: Use flash photography and you’ll get fucking terminated.

JP used to play with fucking science lab on stage.

Good news everyone: JohnPetrucciIsFuckingHuge’s internet is fucking working again!

[image submitted by Nils…thanks!!!]

JP fucking hates lefties.

I mean, who doesn’t?  Weirdos…

Lion Petrucci roars his fucking way through this solo. 

[image submitted by Kuba Kardaś. Thanks!!]

JP’s yearbook quote: “I told you fuckers, I’m God.”

Be careful, front-rowers…if JP doesn’t like how you’re acting, he’ll come up and knee you right in the fucking face.

JP moonlights as Mike Portnoy’s personal bodyguard.

Not too fucking surprising really…

JP poses with one of his many fans, or as he likes to call them, “lunch.”

Someone should really look into this…I mean, the fucking guy eats people. 

True story - for years now, JP has been autographing guitars, “I’m god, just remember that. And don’t get any fucking ideas. John Petrucci.”

JP holds out one of his signature picks - a steel garbage can lid.  No, this is not a fucking camera trick.

JP sees you…and he’s not too fucking amused.

…and that was the last fucking time anyone saw that whammy bar.

[image submitted by Nils]