John Petrucci is Fucking Huge is back in action.
Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your enemies’ friends (but stay away from your friends’ enemies).
Submit your fucking huge photos of John Petrucci and if they’re huge enough, I’ll post em.
TRUE STORY: While the real JP was off somewhere getting fucking huge, Hologram John Petrucci filled in for him on tour.
The Petrucci Stare:
JP intimidates his guitars to get them the fuck in tune.