John Petrucci is Fucking Huge

John Petrucci is Fucking Huge is back in action.
Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your enemies’ friends (but stay away from your friends’ enemies).

Submit your fucking huge photos of John Petrucci and if they’re huge enough, I’ll post em. 

JP hates promo shoots so much he’d rather punch himself in the fucking face than smile.

[image submitted by Chris of http://www.angelinafauxlie.com]

FACT: JP’s arms are the size of John Myung’s legs. 

Don’t believe me?  You don’t have to, there’s a fucking picture right here, wiseguy.

JP had no idea who the fuck this guy was.  Do you?

[image submitted by Aaron R…thanks!!!]

TRUE STORY: While the real JP was off somewhere getting fucking huge, Hologram John Petrucci filled in for him on tour.

Much like man’s best friend, John Petrucci fucking LOVES wind in his face.  -CV

Warning JP fans: Use flash photography and you’ll get fucking terminated.

JP unleashes his Optical Death Ray on the whole fucking audience.

[submitted by Matt Mommaerts….thanks!!!]

JP takes the term “pinch harmonic” really fucking literally.

JP used to play with fucking science lab on stage.

Good news everyone: JohnPetrucciIsFuckingHuge’s internet is fucking working again!

[image submitted by Nils…thanks!!!]

JP fucking hates lefties.

I mean, who doesn’t?  Weirdos…

The Petrucci Stare:

JP intimidates his guitars to get them the fuck in tune.

Lion Petrucci roars his fucking way through this solo. 

[image submitted by Kuba Kardaś. Thanks!!]